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(12/22/05 10:01 am) Reply
A different type of Christmas carol? :p
Thorn sat on the couch and watched as some of the boys tried to set up the Christmas tree. She, being one of the only full-blooded vampires in the house, never quite understood Christmas. However, the 'family' celebrated it every year to make the vampires that were once mortals happy.
She looked over the back of the couch when John came in singing in an obnoxiously girly voice. He was singing a song by two guys that's making fun of that old Tatu song 'All The Things She Said.' This song was called 'Tatu Parody Lesbians.'
"I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt
We're international hits from a foreign country
If I didn't have tits you wouldn't listen to me
We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats
We just fondle eachother, while the camera's rolling
We had boyfriends, but they never got blown
Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone
We're all over the news and the world is in shock
We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the c0ck
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt
Hey, you know what I hate?
What do you hate?
Penises!
Eeeeeeeeeew!
I hate the big ones
You hate the big ones?
I hate the big ones and the small ones
Eeeeeeeeeew!
I've got a good idea for a game... we're gonna play hide and Seek, you hide, and then we have sex with eachother
LESBIAN SEX
We'll call it Hide and Go Sex
Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away
If you're a young girl then we'd give you some play
Because girls are so hot, and guys are passé
Did I mention we have sex, like, everyday
I guess we're a fad, or so I've been warned
If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in porn
We don't care if you're straight, it's okay if you watch
While I'm combing her hair, with her face in my crotch
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won't you grab my butt
Hey, guess who my favorite band is
Who's your favorite band?
BUSH
You know who's my favorite President? I think I like Clinton
Oh
Just kiddin', BUSH
People lookin' at me
Watching from their TV
Have we done enough
Model for lingerie
'Cause we're hot and we're gay
Should I show my muff
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin' in the rain
Kissin' in the rain
I'm a lesbian
She's a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your butt
YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT
Oh, for girls that is!"
Thorn laughed so hard she almost fell off the couch. "Be my lesbian lover, Johnny Love!" she cried, and John squealed "Yay!" and hopped over the back of the couch and hugged Thorn.
Jack just rolled his eyes and muttered something about 'Stupid Fagget Skittle...'
(Jack has a girlfriend now. One of Zam's characters. ^_^)
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I don't need to fantasize! You are my pet, all the time! I don't mind if you go blind! You get what you get until you're through with my life! ~Godsmack
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(12/22/05 5:01 pm) Reply
~
((that's so not funny, I like Tatu))
Dane walked in right before Dime. Dane seen John and Thorn so he quickly pulled Dime against him. "Well, I guess it's just you and me now." He said in a bit of a baby voice. Dime just pushed him aside, "Not right now, maybe later."
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(12/22/05 5:08 pm) Reply
Re: ~
(They're not my favorite, but they're not too bad. Russian techno pop... I don't think Johnny Skittle Love likes them, though... He's definitely a Nirvana/Guns 'n Roses/Pink Floyd type of guy... )
John gave a pouty lip and Thorn just laughed. "Ok, I'm done with you now!" John said to Thorn with a smirk, letting go of her and scrambling off the couch over to Dane. He hugged him and leaned down slightly, since he was slightly taller than Dane, to nuzzle his cheek against Dane's neck.
"Fine then, bitch. Be that way," replied Thorn with a laugh before getting up and walking over to Dimebag. "Hey Dime. How are you?" she asked with a lovely little smile.
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I don't need to fantasize! You are my pet, all the time! I don't mind if you go blind! You get what you get until you're through with my life! ~Godsmack
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