A drunk walks into a bar....

You know what's frightening about this, BDJ--I mean, frightening for you?? Your sense of humor seems like it's gotta be a lot like mine . . . you poor, poor man.

;-)

P.S. Thanks for all the hard (!) work you've put into this site over the years!!!

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beefyboyz ezOP Posts: 38 (3/18/03 1:42 pm) Reply	A drunk walks into a bar.... A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here?" A drunk walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you.", said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!", exclaimed Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." \ So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' Don't take life too serious! Big Daddy Jim
ekto62 Registered User Posts: 1 (4/4/03 1:12 pm) Reply	Re: A drunk walks into a bar.... You know what's frightening about this, BDJ--I mean, frightening for you?? Your sense of humor seems like it's gotta be a lot like mine . . . you poor, poor man. ;-) P.S. Thanks for all the hard (!) work you've put into this site over the years!!!
bigdaddyjim Unregistered User (4/7/03 8:16 am) Reply	A Drunk... Hee-Hee, Guess we're a little warped. Thanks for the message. BDJ

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