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Noam Unregistered User (5/13/03 12:16 pm) Reply	A recent graduate of journalism school... ... just got a job at a small newspaper, and is assigned to write a human interest story. He goes up into the back mountains of Tennessee to search for a story idea, and finds an old man sitting in front of a barn. The reporter tells the old man, "Tell me something that happened to you that made you happy." The old man says, "Well, one time, my neighbor's cow got lost, so we rounded up this big search party, and we found it, then we all screwed it and came home." The reporter says, "I can't print that! Tell me something else that made you happy." The old man says, "Well, one time, my neighbor's daughter got lost, so we rounded up this big search party, and we found her, then we all screwed her and came home." The reporter says, "I can't print that either! Alright, alright, tell me something that happened to you that made you sad." The old man looks down at the ground in shame, then looks up and whispers, "I got lost once."

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