Agent Kootex! The agent who gets more snatch than Bond.
Being a guy, I always wondered what tampons were for exactly, but now I know. To go on super-secret missions and get bitched at by female tampons. First pubic hairs, and now this. I must say, Highwind, you certainly have a knack for taking taboo subjects and disgusting people with them until it's funny. But when you make the one where Kootex almost drowns from swallowing too much blood, and then McSir has to save him by giving him CPR, make sure to tell me so I can avoid it. That's just too much for me.