Moderator & Sorceress of The Flame
Posts: 216
(7/10/03 12:03 am) Reply
Blonde joke
My neighbor told me this one today.
A blonde walks into a service station very upset. "Help me!," she exclaims. There's a very important piece missing from my car. It's the 710 piece. Confused, the mechanics ask her what piece she means. "The 710 piece," she replies. "It's always been there." The mechanics examine every inch of her car. They even take it for a test drive. They can find nothing wrong. They then ask her if all cars have this component. "of course," she replies. "The 710 piece is a very important piece in the engine!" They walk her over to another car and ask her if she can point out the missing piece. "Of course," she replies again. Can you guess which "very important piece" she points to?
answer: the OIL cap
this joke is funnier if you can hand someone the upside down cap marked oil
Moderator & Sorceress of The Flame
Posts: 220
(7/10/03 12:27 am) Reply
Re: Blonde joke
Did I tell you the one about the blonde who had her car towed because she couldn't get it started. Funny thing is, the mechanics looked over her and could find no reason why her car wouldn't start until they realized...
Yes I admit I did think something was wrong with my car, had the tow company come out and take it to the garage, the men then looked over the whole car and said nothing was wrong with it, Until they looked at the gas, I fricken ran out of gas LMFAOROFL.
Re: Blonde joke everyones gonna think im a nimrod, Ok I admit that too, I set fire to her truck, Now it was intensional of course. It just happened, at 2 am pulling off the side of the road stomping the fire out and then the fire traveled to the grass, there we were stomping on the grass in the middle of the night, People must of thought we were wacko. LOL But in the end I had gotten my fallen cigarette, so it all was good except for the hole in the seat LMAO
Re: Blonde joke
BAHAHAHA Ya know shes not kidding, she really did call me a genious. (nods) But we do have our faults,
Hey did I ever tell you about the red head that went into an art store and while trying to walk out of the store, she decided to use the glass store front, and almost walked threw it. BAHAHAHAA
Moderator & Sorceress of The Flame
Posts: 237
(7/10/03 1:23 am) Reply
Re: Blonde joke
Good one. Did I ever tell you the story of the two girls who tried to walk into a store at the same time and neither one of them could figuer out how to open the automatic door?
Re: Blonde joke
Too all that have probably laughed at our shinanagans, we really are great people to have around, So what if i start cars on fire, and who cares if laurie cant find her way out of a store, all that matters is we both survived BAHAHAHAHAHA
Moderator & Sorceress
Posts: 1342
(7/10/03 8:33 am) Reply
Re: Blonde joke
Brain fart here....took a minute for the 710 (upside down OIL cap) thing to register.... Great joke!!!! I have to remember that one!
@ Kali and Jenn! Make a mental note to self.....if ever in car with them, remember to bring fire extinguisher. Don't feel bad about the door, I've done that too. Ya'll cracked me up!
Re: Blonde joke
LOL yes we are dangerous, But the funniest part was I was asking laurie where she was going, and she kept telling me outside of the store, as she was walking closer to the front store glass. she insisted it was that way, LOL
LMAO J/K
at the gas, I fricken ran out of gas LMFAOROFL.
everyones gonna think im a nimrod, Ok I admit that too, I set fire to her truck, Now it was intensional of course. It just happened, at 2 am pulling off the side of the road stomping the fire out and then the fire traveled to the grass, there we were stomping on the grass in the middle of the night, People must of thought we were wacko. LOL But in the end I had gotten my fallen cigarette, so it all was good except for the hole in the seat LMAO
Great joke!!!! I have to remember that one! 
@ Kali and Jenn! Make a mental note to self.....if ever in car with them, remember to bring fire extinguisher. Don't feel bad about the door, I've done that too. Ya'll cracked me up!
Email This To a Friend
Topic Commands
Click to receive email notification of replies
Click to stop receiving email notification of replies