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Mamma Frer
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(5/1/03 9:43 pm)
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Drayk and the Boobrie
Lo! I sing of Drayk, thane-mighty
Who walked the crystal-hued paths of Midgard
Alone
Where griffon-trails and orm-roads crossed
And morvalt fought with bergklan
His thunder lost amid glories of the shrouded lands
Alone
His deeds were mighty, known to all
His valor and his hammers flashing strong in battle
Lightning comes when beckoned – Thor’s own son
Yet, still
Alone
His family honors him
His friends find comfort in his company
The women flock to be protected by his strength
Yet, still
Alone

Until such time, in bloodlust and in battle
Did one target of the hammers three
Stop Thane-Drayk in his path
A foe embraced
No longer enemy
No longer
Alone

For how, deep in his heart, so true
Could Mighty Drayk have come to find
A partner and a soulmate
Not alone
In a BOOBRIE???????

asgrimm
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Posts: 79
(5/1/03 10:56 pm)
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<sobs>
<wipes tears from his eyes, touched by the song>

















<laughs till he falls off the char>

Vzlainel Noamuth 
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Posts: 212
(5/2/03 6:45 am)
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Re: <sobs>
<Brelik maintains is stoic face then a smile forms at the edge of his lips.... Finally his hard fought demeanor fails and he bursts into laughter>


Krylen Bjornsson, Hand of Modi
Brelik Bjornsson, Disciple of Hel
... and others
<Fimbulvetr> Nimue

Mamma Frer
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(5/2/03 4:20 pm)
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More Boobries...
There once was a strong, mighty thane,
Ironically, Drayk was his name.
Naught scared him, but "newbies";
His true loves were large boobries,
But his family thought he was insane.



I "quack" me up! HEHEHEHEHEH :lol

Mamma Frer

Mamma Frer
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Posts: 16
(5/2/03 6:08 pm)
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Re: More Boobries...
There was a young thane, name of Drayk
Who fell in love with his female namesake.
He acted all "goobery"
When he saw any boobrie,
For he lusts for a duck (female drake).


HEHEHEHEHHEHE

Drayk
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Posts: 66
(5/3/03 9:30 pm)
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Re: More Boobries...
<refuses to acknowledge anything posted in this location>

Mamma Frer
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Posts: 17
(5/3/03 11:03 pm)
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Re: More Boobries...
Love you, Drayk!

:rollin

Gortok
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(5/4/03 10:14 am)
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More Boobries
:hat

<chortles uncontrolably>

<snorts loudly as he laughs>

<cries he is laughing so hard>

<passes out>

<wakes up still laughing>

Gortok
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(5/4/03 10:22 am)
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More Boobries
:hat

Lemme try me hand at dis.


There was was a young thane called Dryak

His love was brought on by a quack

But they were in luck

This thane and this duck

For he carried her round in his pack

Mamma Frer
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Posts: 18
(5/4/03 10:26 am)
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Re: More Boobries
Cheers wildly at Gortok.

THAT's the ticket, my brother!



SMOOCHIES!

Cailia Rognvaldr
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Posts: 5
(5/4/03 1:18 pm)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
<begins to giggle as she reads more and more, almost unable to speak>

Momma Frer, thank ye kindly for allowing me to tell this tale to my Family. As I said, MANY have asked the origins, and well... I felt it should come from "the horses mouth" as they say?

<Etches the words and begins giggling again till she is is in full blown laughter>

Cailia Rognvaldr
Child of Thor

Gortok
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(5/4/03 3:50 pm)
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Drayk and the Boobrie
:hat How bout dis lil diddie

I once did know Drayk, a young Thane

A quack was his loves sweet refrain

This bright thane-ish fellow

Adored a duck who was yellow

Till fowl love he could no longer not contain

Gortok
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(5/4/03 3:59 pm)
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Drayk and the Boobrie
:hat

A hand of Thor that I knew

Had a bride of duck-feather hue

He would tickle her back

to her melodious quack

And vist her family at the zoo.

Mamma Frer
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Posts: 19
(5/5/03 9:46 am)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
hahah!
I'm laughitng too hards to tpye! HEHEHEHEHE

Ymir's toes! Drayk's gonna get you back, too! :rollin

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Ulfbjorn
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Posts: 24
(5/5/03 4:24 pm)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
[I originally was going to leave this whole thread alone, but inspiration strikes in the strangest places.]

The Thane gathered up his stuff.
He cried, "Enough is enough."
We laughed and we teased,
But Drayk was not pleased,
For loving a duck is tough.

Dorea
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Posts: 2
(5/5/03 5:28 pm)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
There once was a Thane that I knew

I offered to cook him some stew

He jumped with a fright

As a loud quack filled the night

With a curse for the things that I do :eek

QUACK!

Drayk
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Posts: 67
(5/5/03 9:38 pm)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
There once was a group who made limericks

They had fun as they spewed out their gibberish

When alas, there's a fight

They were killed in the night

And the thane and the duck took there licorice.

Ok, so I can't write a limerick.... but I think you might all get the point?

<points to third line to be sure everyone saw it>

questions?

Gortok
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(5/6/03 10:49 am)
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Drayk and the Boobrie
:hat


Drayk threatens to kill us by night

Be we all know how to win the fight

Pull out a duck

and one feather pluck

Dryak will swoon with love at the sight!:rollin

Thorvold
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Posts: 86
(5/6/03 2:11 pm)
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Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
:eek

Mamma Frer
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Posts: 20
(5/8/03 1:37 pm)
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Poor Drayk!
To Drayk pen I this limerick-letter
We, your family and friends, Fimbulvetr
Are concerned for your sake,
Oh, dear brother Drayk!
Stop loving those boobries, please get better!

:P

Drayk
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Posts: 70
(5/8/03 1:50 pm)
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Re: Poor Drayk!
There once was a shaman named Frer

She would go with her friends here and there

But when in Emain alone

For hours she could roam

And still have no idea where she fares.

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