dulldude1 
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(4/11/04 7:08 pm)
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Easter yucks for all
Happy Ester kids here we go........
Standing at a bus stop one day a woman sees
a young boy lighting a cigarette. She approaches
the boy and asks him: "Aren't you a little young to
be smoking,how old are you?"
"8 years old." Answers the boy.
"8? And how long have you been smoking?" she
asked.
"Oh, I started right after i made love for the first
time."
the boy said.
"MADE LOVE? And when, may I ask, was that?"
the woman continued.
The boy thought for a moment and replied: "I can't
remember, I was drunk!"
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
waiting room, where
their
family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as
he surveyed the
worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one
at this time is
a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
very risky but it is
the
only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but
you will have to
pay
for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a
great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
brain, and $200 for
a
female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried
not to smile,
avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out
the question
everyone
wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and
explained to the
entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have
to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually
been used."
Hmmmmmmmm how did this one get in here damnit!
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A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the
process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password.. Something he will use to
log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he
made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was
keying in
P...
E...
N...
I...
S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first,
they would come back and inform the other of
the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no
heaven. After a long life the husband was the
first to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary... Mary...
Is that you Frank?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have
breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have
sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all
afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep
then start all over again.
Oh, Frank you surely must be in heaven.
Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.
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OK boys and girls. back on the campaign trail. In search of the right VP. Time now for my vitamin E er i mean time for sleep. Got a rough day ahead of me tomorrow fooling around with all the er i mean feeling out the er i mean interviewing so many. Tough job but someone's gotta look out for the police er i mean our country.
Take care everyone and thanks for your support !
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