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Superhero
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(7/20/03 7:46 pm)
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Howdy
Hi, everybody. I'm the new guy. My name is Superhero, and I shall be this city's savior. Wherever there is a masked villain robbing a bank or threatening something with a ray gun or whatever, I will be there. Wherever a petty pickpocket picks the pocket of a particular person, I will be there. I shall defend this city from all crime, all evil. I will always be there. Now, I'm off to get piss-drunk and fall unconscious on my bathroom floor for a coupla days.

Edited by: Superhero at: 7/20/03 7:51 pm
Potty Mouth
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(7/20/03 8:36 pm)
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Oh boy.
Another drunken nitwit who thinks he's better than he really is. What's this league coming to, anyway?

Edited by: Potty Mouth at: 7/20/03 8:39 pm
Superhero
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(7/20/03 8:48 pm)
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Re: Oh boy.
I am not a drunken nitwit. I like to partake in the enjoyment of the liquor every so often, and, personally, I find my bathroom floor very comfortable.

Potty Mouth
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(7/20/03 8:57 pm)
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Re: Oh boy.
Hey, I find bathroom floors confortable too!

Looks like we have something in common.

...

I think I'll go shoot myself now.

~Potty Mouth
"Crapper Extrodinare"

TheShocel
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(7/21/03 10:02 pm)
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Re: Oh boy.
"Well now, how nice of the super heros of modern times to go ahead and state their weaknesses."

"Remember Mr. Bankrobber, to avoid any and all contact with retarded men wearing external underpants, just drop a few bottles of Jack off at his doorstep.

"If you're lucky, Mr. Alcohol poisoning will take it a step further.


"This has been a message from your friendly neighborhood Ultimate Weapon.

"Thank you."

~The Shocel

The Tevkorian Currently Known as Skeezix
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(7/21/03 10:24 pm)
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Re: Oh boy.
Heheheh...you said 'Jack off'...

...ignore me.

KillerFightingChicken
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(8/1/03 12:25 pm)
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<bawk>
Yeah, he said Jack off...listen to the whole statement buddy, gees :smokin 0]

The Tevkorian Currently Known as Skeezix
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(8/1/03 6:42 pm)
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Re: <bawk>
It's so much easier to listen to the part that sounds vulgar, buddy.

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