I'm one can short of a six pack
I had an idea tonight on my way home from brinner (that is, a combo of breakfeast and dinner). I don't know if its any good, but ya never know. Ok, so on my way home I passed by one of the local nudie bars and it had a sign out front advertising some sort of dinner-type item and I thought to mys'elf, "boy that's a dumb idea. who the hell would go to a bar, with strippers no less, to eat? It's a bar ferfucksake. No one would consider to eat that while sober." But then I figured the nudie part wasn't so bad. Then I figure, Hey! why not a nudie resturaunt? With the emphasis on restauraunt. Kinda like Hooters, except better food and less clothing. Even better, we'll have two sections to the joint; instead of smoking and non-smoking we'll have female and non-female. Caters to everybody! And the strippers get paid a flat wage instead of tips. No more table dances and rubbing one's breasts on the crotch of some drunk old lech. I figure it'd less debasing and that they might be a tad more inclined to work at my restaurant than at some seedy little club in the Cut.
And if that idea does pan out, I could start a nudist restaurant. No shirt, no shoes, no problem!
if you were the proprietor of a nudist resturant...would you throw away the whole being a robot thing? that would get annoying and frustrating..
always rusting yourself etc..
ahem.
I like the idea, something about food and sex (well nakedness which of course makes people think of sex)
goes together. i think i like the decadence of it.
and the flat rate would make it less degrading i think.
and make women less prone to compromise themselves for tips.
re: soo
lol ahem Yeah, well I'll have synthetic skin that's just as good as what I got now. And I'll still need good central heating to keep from freezing my nipples off.
Yeah, food and sex are two very pleasurable activities. And if you ask me, this would be a funner way of combining the two instead of, say, eating cake off a guy's ass.
What about the male strippers tho? (I did mention that part right?) Knowing mys'elf, I don't think they'd be no less willing to compromise thems'elves for a fat tip. hmm
I still don't know what kind of format for the restaurant part tho. You know, kind of like a theme. Ideas?
^°^
Agh... negations make me maaaad. "I don't think they'd be no less willing to compromise themselves..."...what? You mean "I think they'd be less willing...", right? At least that's what it seems to mean ...to me. Help me!!
heh.
feel like it added those..lol.
i meant..
i think they'd be less willing to compromise themselves.
guess i was tired.
don't understand why it would make anyone angry tho. that seems a bit silly.
oh, ...mew.
nnnah, jeni, this was a reply to a post of milad's. i understood yours perfectly well. also, i meant "mad" = "crazy", as in "trying to figure out complex statements involving several negations drives me insane", not "angry." Kay?
Dammit!
Oh hell, I knew something didn't sound right. If it makes you feel better ally, I hate double negatives too. But when you hear it so damn much, you can't help but slip up now and again. I meant, "I don't think they'd be any less willing..."
Terribly sorry love. Pure accident.
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