Girl with the Golden Dice
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(12/12/02 10:51 am) Reply
Least-Responsible Birth-Conrol Methods
1. Condom fount in street
2. Twist-tie
3. Thinking of labia as "two dangling catfish heads"
4. Juicy Juice douche
5. 'Baby-B-Gone' after-sex-spray
6. Only sleeping with pre-pubescen partners
7. Yelling "No baby, no baby, no baby!" at moment of climax
Re: Least-Responsible Birth-Conrol Methods
9. stradle position (can't fight gravity!)
And if you DO happen to get pregnat with any of these wonderful preventative methods, not to worry...just duche right after & drink a hot beer. [i][b]NO[/b] PROB!!! [/i] ;)
Edited by: UnkwnAgent at: 7/14/03 4:41 pm
Least-Responsible Birth-Conrol Methods
at: 7/14/03 4:40 pm
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