Mean Pickup Lines from Vissor.com
Women rule sex. If you are a straight man and you wanna get laid, you must act like a total @#%$ to make initial contact. Flip through any magazine about women and you will read at least one article about the ignorant pickup lines they have to endure.
Every time a woman hears a stupid pickup line, it only contributes to the stereotype that men only care about getting laid. So what if this is true? As proven throughout history, the finest way to attract women is to make them think you’re not interested. Everyone covets that which they cannot have.
The best offense is a good defense. We say, dump those cutesy-clever pickup lines and get on these Mean Pickup lines! Fight the power, and the power shall be yours!
1) Hi, I couldn’t help but notice you. You’re enormous!
2) What’s your sign? Yield? Good, because I’m planning on ignoring you.
3) If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would make U into Z and I into A so that I could be as far from U as physically possible.
4) What are you drinking? If you drank a lot more I might be interested!
5) Your pants would look great on my floor. I could carpet my whole place with them!
6) Is your father a thief? He should steal you a personality.
7) If I told you you had a good body, would you care that I think you’re an idiot?
Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and sex? No? What’s wrong, you don’t like sex? Because you clearly like pizza.
9) Can I take a look at the label on your shirt? It’s really ugly.
10) Hey, beautiful! Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were retarded.
hehe...sad but tru there's nothing sexier than a man who doesn't google, espECIALly if he's OBVIOUSLY got his (uncommited) eye on another prize...*sigh* see, that's where your "apple-of-daddy's-eye, princess-womanego" kicks in & sais, "wait a minute...what about ME!?!?!? oh, you'll pay...you'll drool over me even if it means i have to hunt u down & court u. I'll make u fall in love with me so that u could see how wrong u were for not noticing my beauty from the beginning...oh, you WILL pay!" so guys? yeah, he's actually on to something (maybe not the best method, but definately on the right track)...gals? care to disagree? i mean, c'mon, what adventure isn't 10x the fun without a little challenge? still disagree? don't worry...you'll understand yourself someday.
Mean Pickup Lines from Vissor.com 
Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and sex? No? What’s wrong, you don’t like sex? Because you clearly like pizza.
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