Men will be boys
Curiosity is not what killed the cat. I killed the cat, when I punted it across the room. That's what it gets for wondering what my buttcrack smelled like when I fell asleep naked.
I'm a very curious young man. I have an intense desire to understand not so much the 'how', but the 'why' of things. Like 'why does it burn when I go to pee'. Or 'why do people like flesh-flavoured crackers'. I just gotta know why the hell this or that is.
Obviously I've had a few...dubious experiences because of this. Like when I wanted to know why people like to get whipped and paddled etc. for sexual purposes. And naturally, the best way to understand something is to do it yourself. And so, one night I happened to find mys'elf in an S&M club, and being bored I decided 'what the hell!' Not a very good idea. Now, I'll tell you; I've never really made the connection between physical pain and sexual arousal. I however did discover that after a while, it ceases to hurt as much. Oh, it still stung like hell, but I was able to drift off into some fantasy world where I was on a planet of large talking dogs.
This world is a crazy place, and human society is the craziest. There are all kinds of wierd @#%$ people will do. Or believe for that matter. That a 70-some-odd year old Elvis Presley is walking around Ottawa cadging change or all manner of extra-terrestrial ass-freaks shoving things into some redneck's butt, or aliens plugging the King's own ass.
And the way I see it, the more flesh-flavoured crackers that are made, the more that we will begin to realize that we, as a culture, are batshit insane.
Reminds me, obliquely, of this great poster in my new college. Says "Real men don't use porn". And the best thing about it is that it's printed on reflective paper so I can touch up my lippy whenever I pass.
porn bouquet
The joke's on the guy who put up that poster, 'cuz I have a vast imagination and I don't need porn to sodomize my medulla. I do however like to wear stockings and a garter belt.
Re: porn bouquet
"the best way to understand something is to do it yourself"
When I read this Milad, I had this vision of you, stark naked flogging yourself in front of a crowd of a crowd Japanese women. Maybe not so far from the reality of your little escapade, but it made me giggle. And I don't even know what you look like stark naked. How 'bout that for an imagination? A very white butt and skinny legs played into the picture.
Tell me your joking about the flesh flavored crackers. Please, let me sleep at night.
heehee
Hmmmm...
yes..some crackers do have a decidedly human flavor...*breaks into a very disturbing slow grin as carnival music starts to play*
and yes ...I'm a very curious young woman.curiosity is a definite sign of intelligence as is boredom.
re: heehee
lmao You know Soma, I can easily see a scene like that. They're all giggling like school girls, and there's this one woman here with a shirt that says "STROKE MY @#%$' in big, bold letters, taking snapshots with a disposable camera. Then a large man wearing only a biker jacket and chaps comes along telling them to make way so other people can see.
I only hope I'm being paid well.
And I'm not joking about the crackers. You can usually find them in the 99cent store. It's wierd. I'm just waiting for the pork n' tater cracker to be marketed next. Oh, and don't forget about the lamb and rat by-product. That oughta be a tasty one!
So Junifur, let's hear some of your exploits, hmm?
"And when we die/ we say we'll catch some blackbird's wing/ and we'll fly away to heaven/ come some sweet bluebonnet spring" ~Nancy Griffith
the cat's retort.
....But the cat came back the very next day yeah the cat came back he just couldn't stay away away away....
(thats reincarnation for the summer camp set.)
Cats R Us
You are Mr. Johnson AREN'T YOU.
I guess its a territory thing, since after all, your a CAT not a RABBIT.
The yellow cat is rather redundant.I admire his stamina.*grin*
Hey there!
I'm doing okay!
Insane week but I told you bout that...
haven't been to this place in forever..
Need to redo my whole site.
I hope we get to chat for longer soon!
~J*
I don't get ezboard subject logic.Like when I wanted to know why people like to get whipped and paddled etc. for sexual purposes. And naturally, the best way to understand something is to do it yourself. And so, one night I happened to find mys'elf in an S&M club, and being bored I decided 'what the hell!' Not a very good idea. Now, I'll tell you; I've never really made the connection between physical pain and sexual arousal.
In that case, you might never find out... *is* there much of a connection if you aren't already wired that way?
I must say it was brave of you to check out an s&m club tho... just not sure anything like that could be enlightening. But you won't see me inside of one anyway... so what do *I* know! From the outside it all looks awfully mundane, a cheap knock-off of the real thing which is mostly psychological. ...
...me can't see it happening without a dose of "Twuuuu laaaav" or something vaguely like it... or purrhaps I'm not just a freak, but also being a huge sissy!... wait, let me roll in broken glass for a bit to find out.
Mhh, that was good. Well, no, I didn't really... all the cleaning up... such a nuisance.
Or may-bee it helps to have some sort of fetish.. but of course I don't *hides plushies*
Re: I don't get ezboard subject logic.
Heehee...
Yeah I agree, it is all psychological, everything else is just using acts as symbols to express it, tho alot of people don't really understand that...I could never be into that stuff without feeling the tension and the exchange of power of it, and the trust involved...
Re: (After a Very Long Away-Time...)
*apparently a delayed reaction*
"Real men don't use porn"?! *shiver* I'd hate to live in a world that thinks that.
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