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(5/31/03 3:48 pm) Reply
Minnesota
Minnesota
One day, GOD was creating the world when Micheal the Angel came to see what he was doing.
Micheal asked, "hey God, what's that you're creating?".
GOD said back, "that's Earth, it will consist of an equal balance.
For every good, there will be bad. For example, for those beautiful jungles in Africa, there will be frozen wastelands in Antartica."
"I see" said Micheal, "but what's that beautiful place there"
God said happily, "That's Minnesota, they will have some of the best people on earth. They will be kind, generous, and travel the world doing good things for people. They are my quintesencial creation."
"But what about the balance?!" Micheal asked
God Replied, "Wait 'til you see the morons I but around them in Wisconson, Iowa, North and South Dakota!"