My Inspiration
I cannot (will not) take credit for the concept or storyline for this piece. It came from something originally pointed out in another thread.
I strongly recommend you read the original story before you read this one. Please. Otherwise, you'll think I'm illiterate.
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Angle sat their quitely, thinking about his sole, while flames shoot up from the fireplace. He was a meloncholly guy, always forwarned and very drooby. In fact, the place wear he lived his unlife, in the manor to which he was accustomed, was a perfect place for him too drool. Tired of the way his soul was, he scrapped the gum off it. He wanted to curse the brat who left there gum on the sidewalk under his breathe, but he didn’t not have any breathe. That’s the brakes when your a vampire. His dark and drooly face got brite when he heared someone coming to visit.
Oz: Hay.
Angle: Hay yourself. What’s a guy like u doing out on a full moon night? Shouldn’t not you be in ur cage? (Just than they heared a howl in the distance.) Werewolf?
Oz: Their wolf (Oz says and points wear the sound came from.)
FLASH Cemetary
Willow: I realy hop two run into Bunny soon (Willow is doing a thought and trot threw the gravestones looking for the slayer. Then BOOM Willow runs into something and gets throwed flat on her back. Then her hare turns blonde and her to eyes melt in the middle of her forhead, turning into one grate big cyclopps eye.)
Buddy pics herself up off the ground and loos at her fiend sprawled on the sidwalk.
Buddy: R u ok? Ur not a weeping Willow, r u?
Willow shakes her head hard to shake it all off. Willow: I guess I still don’t not control the magic to good. I wanted two run into u, and loo what hapenned.”
FLASH Angle’s Manner
Angle: Why aren’t not u a warewolf tonite?
Oz: I learned too not be a warewolf. I come back too get Willow. Do u think I can get her back?
Angle: I don’t not want u to loss ur hop, Oz. Hop is a important thing too have. But theirs something u need to no about Willow.
Oz shurged his shoulders and the face of hop comes over his face.
Oz: What could possibly get in the way of our love?” (Oz giggles and makes a joke.) I supose ur going to tell me she’s gay now?
FLASH Flasher
Boofy & Willow giggle when they see the flasher.
Boofy: See, I have a pointy thing to. (Boofy holds out her steak. Than they laugh some more.) Willow I wish u wouldn’t not do that.
Willow: Do what?
Boffy: Shimmer. U no it bugs me when u shimmer.
Willow: Oh sorry Boffy. I’ll will try to stop it.
Bonny: It also weerds me out when u have the cyclops look.
Then they notice their is crying around them.
Willow: What is it with all the crying sessions on the benchs?
Boofy: I don’t not no, Wil. I’m totally at a loss here. I don’t not even no what crying sessions on the benchs means. R their people on the benchs that r crying, Wil?
Willow: O, darnnit, Puffy, I thought u new! I guess theirs only won thing too do.
Poofy: Yes, Willow. We need someone who can figure this out. Someone who is smarter then us and always nos the write answers becuz he has a pointy thing. We need zander.
FLASH zanders house
We see zander siting on his sofa watching tv. A comercial comes on so zander flips thru the channels with the remote. Than he heres a announcement: Congress passed the draft bill today, so every 18-year-old mail must register for it or be punished.
(zander throws the remote into the tv and smashes it)
zander: Oh man I thought I would get by with that. I guess I better go register before I get in trouble.
to be continued...
The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.----Tara Maclay
Re: My Inspiration
That other sound you heard was me running to the bathroom because I almost just peed in my pants! LMAO! My favorite part was "Boffy holds out her steak." I had a great visual of SMG holding a raw t-bone in front of herself.
"Nice pie charts, everyone!" -Willow, Go Fish."<BR>
"zander could feel the face of disgust on his own face."
-an excerpt spelling error for spelling error from the funniest fanfic I've ever read. And, no, it wasn't funny on purpose!
Re: My Inspiration
-=puts on serious face=-
That link you wrote down doesn't work.
lmao...
I can't keep serious face up for long...
I really like the:
Quote:We see zander siting on his sofa watching tv. A comercial comes on so zander flips thru the channels with the remote. Than he heres a announcement: Congress passed the draft bill today, so every 18-year-old mail must register for it or be punished.
You would think they threw away the 18 year old mail at the post office...
Re: My Inspiration
You'd also think that Boffy wouldn't just run around holding steaks in front of herself. The smell of raw meat and blood will just attract more vampires. Or, is it sharks? I forget...
p.s. My sig quote from Xander (or should I say zander) is from that same fanfic. I can only hope they weren't serious, or at least not a native of this planet.
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"Nice pie charts, everyone!" -Willow, Go Fish."
"zander could feel the face of disgust on his own face."
-an excerpt spelling error for spelling error from the funniest fanfic I've ever read. And, no, it wasn't funny on purpose!
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