My Kai stories
My stories ain't all that, but I use my imagination. These stories contain nudity and oral sex. If you are not 18 or over, I advise you not to read on.
On earth, in Dr. Longbore's compound, Kai stops by to visit Tina because she insisted that she had info on the Divine Order symbol. In a dark room, she turns on an old film about vampires. While sitting down, she starts stroking his hair. She then starts to notice him purring like a kitten.
Kai purring)
Tina removes her right hand from the back of his head.
Kai: Oh Tina, don't stop.
Tina starts playing with his forelock and then strokes the back of his head.
Kai: Oh, it feels good.
Tina: Are you alright?
Kai says nothing as he kisses her on the lips. She becomes tempted and kisses him right back. After engulfing his tongue in her mouth, he reaches over and grabs her ass.
Kai: Oh, Tina.
Tina looks back at him.
Kai: Come on Tina, my dick is so hard.
Tina sits between his legs and starts making out with Kai.
Tina: How big is it?
Kai: Ten inches and I'm so hard.
Tina sticks her hands down his pants, grabs his equipment and looks back at her hands. She and Kai notice her hands dripping with cemen.
Kai: I must of came early.
Tina blushing) Kai, are you a virgin?
Kai: I haven't done it in 6,000 years.
Tina stands up, takes off her pants, removes her thong and bends over in front of Kai. Kai pulls out his penis and drags Tina on top of him. From behind, he shoves his penis inside her private and starts moving up and down. 790 catches the whole thing on the Lexx's viewscreen.
790: Bitch, get off my man.
Kai: 790, calm down. I'm letting her ride on my dick.
790: You better save some for me.
Since 790 ruined the moment, Tina and Kai dress and kiss eachother goodbye. Kai leaves in a moth and heads off to Zig-Zig Island to rescue Stan and Xev. THE END
After Prince brings Kai back to life, Kai starts becoming his old self when he was on Brunnis. A side of Kai that Xev and Stan couldn't imagine. When Kai returns to the Lexx, from the Other Zone, Xev approaches him with delight.
Xev:So, what did you win?
Kai: Prince promised to return life to my body.
Xev: And are you alive now?
Kai: I don't know.
Xev: Well, let's go find out.
Kai: Perhaps some other time.
Xev: I'll hold you to that.
Kai leaves the bridge. On his way to the cryochamber, he stops by the toilet to drain his pipes. Xev's sister, Zoey, happens to be walking by. Kai picks up her scent and turns his head.
Kai: Hey Zoey.
Zoey: Hey Kai.
Kai: Prince brought me back to life.
Zoey: Really?
Zoey walks closer to Kai.
Kai: If you're good, I'll let you play with my dick.
Zoey: You mean it?
Kai: I'll even screw you in the ass.
Zoey: Do you think Xev should know about this?
Kai: Why? Do you want me too?
Zoey: Yes, but I don't think it's fair to Xev.
Kai: It's a walk in the park, not a marriage proposal.
Zoey: So what are you saying?
Kai: I can instantly bring you to the height of sexual extacy.
Zoey: Sounds good.
Zoey grabs Kai's hand and takes him to her room. She removes her dress and boots and lays in her bed. kai removes his shirt and crawls on top of Zoey. She sits up and kisses him on the lips. While he was giving her tongue, Zoey begins to feel a force inside her.
Zoey: Oh Kai!
Kai slowly moves up and down. After a few minutes, she was screaming for him to go harder. Stan happens to step in on the action. Kai turns around and accidently swings his arm into Stanley's stomach.
Kai: Sorry, Stan. At least it wasn't my brace.
Stanley: I was wanting to see what was going on.
Kai: Zoey's enjoying my big penis.
Stanley: Can I have Zoey when you're done?
Zoey/Kai: No!
Stanley: Just thought I'd ask.
Afterwards, Kai tells Xev that he's alive and makes love to her until he dies in the collider explosion. THE END
mmlover Kai Slave
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(1/18/06 6:25 am) Reply
Re: My Kai stories
Wow, Kai sure likes to fool around! I suppose if you've been dead that long, you'd be as horny as heck.
Re: My Kai stories
Contains adult language and some humor. Setting takes place from the
Lexx episode, The Key.
-"To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden-
One day, on the Lexx, while circling Fire and Water, the crew
returns to the Lexx after leaving Hog Town. After stepping on to the
bridge, Stan climbs into the pedistal.
790: Welcome back, captain.
Stanley: Hello 790.
Stan says after picking up 790.
790: Not you! Welcome back, Kai, Captain of my heart.
Kai: Hello 790.
790: I suffered here so long in silence without you. Did you miss
me? Tell me you miss me, at least.
Stanley: Nobody missed you. Not Kai, not Xev, not me, not anybody.
790: I missed you, Kai. Was there someone else?
Stanley: What? Another tin can like yourself? But there was that
cute girl from Boomtown who made it no secret to play "hide the
sausage" with the dead.
790: You killed her of course?
Kai: No.
Stanley: Someone did push her out of a balloon.
790: How sad.
Xev: It was sad.
790, then, breaks the news about the Lexx's decaying orbit after
Stan forbids Kai's request to go down to Water to get food for the
Lexx.
790: The Lexx has 191 hours before its orbit decays and crashes into
one of the planets.
Stanley: Then why didn't you tell us before?
790: How could I? When I'm up here, all by myself, longing for my
dead man.
Stanley, after a long silence, gets an idea.
Stanley: Lexx, when will you be pointed at one of those two planets?
Lexx: In 14 hours and 15 minutes, I'll be directly aimed at the
desert planet.
Stanley: Then in 14 hours, I want you to use your weapon...
Xev interrupts him.
Xev: Do you think it's right, Stanley?
Stanley: I don't think it's right, it's most excellantly right.
Xev: But you have no idea of the concenquences.
Stanley: An evil planet is gonna be blown into chunks and the Lexx
is gonna eat those chunks and we're all gonna sail away from a place
where I don't wanna be anymore.
Xev: And the Water planet?
Stanley: It can stay where it is.
Stan faces the viewscreen.
Stanley: Lexx, in 14 hours, I want you to use your weapon to blow up
the desert planet.
Lexx: As you command, Stan.
Xev: I'm sure there will be more concequences. The two planets are
very close.
Later, that same day, Xev and Kai have a conversation in the
cryochamber. Xev lays back as Kai refreshes his protoblood.
-"Gunning Down Romance" by Savage Garden-
Xev: Kai, do you think it's fair that Stan's our captain?
Kai: No.
Xev: Do you think I should have a turn, or you?
Kai: I am dead. The key can't live inside me.
Xev: How much do you know about the key?
Kai: I only know you can only get the key at the edge of death or
other times.
Xev: What other times?
Kai: I don't know.
Xev: And what about your assassin days on the Cluster?
Kai: Why?
Xev rises to her feet, walks over to Kai and starts fingering the
strand of hair in Kai's face.
Xev: You know, Kai, I was thinking about stealing the key from
Stanley, so I can blow up Water.
Kai: Why?
Xev: Because I'm evil.
Kai: Who are you?
Xev: I am your Prince.
Kai aims his brace at Xev's throat.
Kai: I can't allow you to hurt Stanley.
Xev: We can always make a deal.
Kai lowers his arm.
Xev: I'll fight you for it. You win, you kill me. I win, I kill
Stanley and steal the key.
Kai: I'm an assassin. I will beat you.
Xev: But there is one rule. We fight with no weapons. I want to see
what you're really made of.
Kai: Where do you wanna fight?
Xev: The landing dock, by the bridge.
Kai: You're on.
Meeting at the center of the docking bay, Kai removes his brace and
throws it aside.
Kai: Back down, Prince, you have no idea what you're getting
yourself into. I'm a very dangerous assassin.
Xev/Prince: I have Xev's physical strength and agility of a cluster
lizard. I also have the power to make your friends suffer.
Kai: You will you lose.
Xev/Prince: Let's dance.
Kai and Xev make a stance. Xev holds up her fists and takes her
first punch at Kai, striking the left side of his face. Kai gives
her a "I'm gonna kill you" look and makes a stance. He kicks up his
right leg and swings his foot into the right side of Xev's face. Xev
looks up at Kai, feeling her lip, and looks down at her fingers and
notices no trace of blood.
Xev/Prince: Is that all you got?
Kai: I got more than that.
Xev, by surprise, high kicks Kai in the chin, causing Kai to fall
back on his ass. As soon as Kai rises to his feet, Xev gives Kai a
turning kick in the abdomen, causing Kai to fall back on his ass
once more. Before Kai could stand up, Xev takes Kai by his feet and
takes him on a cluster lizard roll. With a sudden stop, Xev breaks
her feet against the edge of the docking bay. This cause Kai to hurl
foward and over the edge. Luckily, Kai grabs onto the platform.
Xev/Prince: Where's you strength, Kai? Where's that assassin
training of yours? You're nothing without your brace.
While Kai was dangling, he opens his shirt to access his protoports.
He carefully flips on a switch, located near the matching slots and
covers himself quickly.
Xev/Prince: Well, well. Looks like I win.
Kai: Only if it were that easy.
Xev/Prince: What do you mean by that?
Kai's eyes start to glow red with the look of evil on his face. He
quickly does a backflip back onto the platform. Kai makes a stance
and speaks.
Kai: You know, at the Cluster, not only did the BioViziorsaltered my
body to become an assassin, but a SuperAssassin.
Xev/Prince puzzled) A SuperAssassin?
Xev watches as Kai's uniform begins to change colors.
purring)
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