One day a butcher and his friend was working in the butchers... when a dog came in, the dog started to point to the right side of his collar and the butcher pulled out a note that said...

" 1 lb of sausages
2 beef burgers
2 lb of mince"

So the butcher got his meat together and the dog started to point to the other side of his collar...

There he has a £20 note...

So the butcher took the money and gave him back his change...

The friend said to the butcher, " Gosh thats a smart dog, wonder who owns him... I would love one like that"

So he said " comon we will follow him and see where he goes..."

So out the door went the dog and turned down some roads... the guys was following him and saw him turning into a house...

The dog scratched and scratched on a door and a man came out and started beating the dog around the head..

The butcher came out and said "hey hey... what are you doing to that poor dog...

the man replyed... "Thats the second time this week hes forgot his keys"

LMAOOOO