Puff the magic dragon has the munchies
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Ya'll remember all the old stories about dragons; how it settles down near a town and works out a deal where it won't lay waste to the land and in exchange invites a virgin once a year for barbeque. I'm wondering why?
""I'm sorry darling. But I think we should see other people."
"I've got MPD. I AM other people!""
Because of the extra sadomasochistic kick it provides to Joe Medieval?
The truth is of course that women who have never been pregnant have extra high blood hexachloride diffusion rates vs. slow andropectarin re-uptake ( half-life comparable to that of adult males), meaning that yes, they do taste sweeter. Their blood does, that is.
or perhaps
so they can devirginize them themselves....maybe 'horny' didn't start with the horned one after all.hey. its late.and this is my messageboard.and yes i'm talking to myself.
heh.
Justric: depends on the ritual too, and the other ingredients.*smiles mysteriously *
Milad:'randy'? I'll have to give that one some *ahem* serious thought. wanders off with pipe in hand.
virginity is an overrated virtue
I'm thinking that dragons are a little more progressive in their sexual politics than those stupid medieval peasants. They realize that holding onto one's virginity is a waste of a youthful sex drive, but they can't tell the villagers that, no. The villagers are too busy repressing their young females. So, the dragon gets a little more persuasive, threatens to eat the virgins. Pretty soon, everyone is doing it to save their lives. It's really just an empty threat.
Re: virginity is an overrated virtue
I guess [i]that's[/i] where the term 'horny' comes from, seeing as how most dragons are supposed to have horns.
One theory I've heard is that eons ago there was an epidemic of of venereal disease, and dragons who ate the infected animals sickened and died. The survivors then learned how to tell which of their prey were infected and which were clean, ie. virgins. Over time their stomachs became specialized and they could only eat virgin flesh, disease-free or not.
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I've always tended to think of dragons more as metaphors more than I think of them as actual creatures with pyrotechnic and negotiating skills. I'm possibly going to be *flamed* (har har) by the dragons among us, but do ye think dragons were (are, are going to be) actual beasts?
Dreachanz
Yep i toooootally beleive in them as real actual creatures will super intelligence and abilities. I beleive they live in the 'fifth' continent... a world inside this world. Like vast caverns in a 5,000 mile wide inner dimension where the air is hydrogen sulphide and the only 'cool' liquid is nitrogen. If you were to build some type of heat proof space ship and drop it from a helicopter into a dormant volcano and go 2,000 miles into the earth, this would be the edge of the 'underworld' ..... bugger i'm being booted of the complicater again, byeeee. xxxx
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