Captain Wacky
Unregistered User
(8/23/01 3:59 am) Reply
Ralph makes me want to ralph!!!
I'm feeling nauseous from all of this whining!
I think that I am going to ralph...........
Bent Wookie
Unregistered User
(8/23/01 7:22 am) Reply
Going to Ralph
With your obviously over developed grasp of the rythmic parameter of humor, I am quite certain that you are the type of moron who curled up in the fetal position when Poochie was eliminated.
Makes me want to Ralph?
I hope you eventually decide that you would be better served in the legion of Saved by the Bell fans than here with people who more often than not seem to get it.
Captain Wacky
Unregistered User
(8/24/01 4:02 am) Reply
You can get bent Wookie!!!
...Rythmic parameter of humor???? You were the who
in the what now?
Actually my sense of humor is quite healthy but since
you don't recognize sarcasm, I will close the register now. (Oh wait...The Comic Book Guy isn't nearly as funny
as Ralph -- The Best Character Ever!)
Strike three for you -- I absolutely despised Poochie.
No fetal position necessary.
P.S. Don't waste your time promoting "Saved by the bell" -- I'm not even curious.
FlyingHellfish6
Unregistered User
(8/26/01 8:23 am) Reply
Belligerent Wookiee
Bent wookiee......I've never seen anyone so valiantly defend a cartoon character's honor with insults and flawed logic......do you have a job?
Ralph is mildly amusing......but you cannot argue that he contributes anything more than an occasional 3-second chuckle to Simpsons episodes. He's never done anything to especially move the plot along; thus, he's a minor player. Abe Simpson, a wonderful commentary on aging gracefully (big war hero, seducing Hitler, leading the Flying Hellfish and what-all else, now wearing diapers), should have blown Ralph's goofy, red crayon-eating ass away. Even Santa's Little Helper does more to make things happen on the show......and he's a dog.
Please don't tell me to watch Saved By The Bell. Thanks.
Bent Wookie
Unregistered User
(8/26/01 3:44 pm) Reply
My employment status
I have taken a leave of absense from my job with the intended purpose being to lobby Matt Groening to add MORE RALPH to the show.
So far, all I have to show for my work is a couple of restraining orders that resulted from simple misunderstandings.
Grandpa -vs- Ralph was my hardest vote. But, I guess I ended up going for Ralph because grandpa is, as you say, an intergal part of the show. Ralph is near cancellation with every passing episode in which he is excluded.
And, before you call ralph a small gig, I refer you to his time in the boy band, the episode in which he wooed lisa with his heart-string tugging George Washington, and the one where he bent his wookie.
I will fight to the death, or in the case of Nancy Cartwright and her attorneys, to the California Supreme Court, the right to promote the Simpson's best character.
Captain Wacky
Unregistered User
(8/28/01 4:26 am) Reply
To Bent Wookie
Yours is a noble quest. (severely misguided as well!)
Good luck saving Ralph from celluloid extinction. I'm sure
that Taco Bell will gladly take you back once your efforts
have failed.
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