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ZypherQueen
Vinsane #1
Posts: 26
(3/19/03 9:40 pm)
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THE HOVA's Pocket Dictionary of Vincabulary (Rated M)
Vinsane- Afflicted with a serious disorder impairing a person's ability to think of nothing else except Vin Diesel.
Vinatic- One who is moved by the sheer presence of Vin Diesel, whether it be on the big screen, on television or in a magazine.
Vinalicious- An extremely enjoyable and pleasant way of describing an image of Vin Diesel on the big screen.
Vintastic- A flattering expression used when complementing a Vin Diesel flick.
Vinaholic- One addicted to the fantasy of loving Vin in real life.
Vinaholism- A non-genetic disease caused by over-exposure to Vin Diesel.
Vindae- A frozen ice cream treat on top of Vin Diesel that can only be eaten in the privacy of your home.
Vindicated- Stories/news pusblished or provided by Vin himself or One Race Production.
Vinformation- Gathered information on Vin.
Vinography- (noun) A biography of his work... (adj.) filming of pornography featuring Vin.
Vintasy- A unrealistic day dream of Vin.
Vinnish- a sub-species of salami worshippers.
Vinmirage- A mirage of Vin naked in a desert.
Vinrage- a unexplainable anger caused by a delay of Vin's movies.
Vintage- A unique, one of a kind and priceless piece of Vin Diesel artifact.
Vincentive- A handsome reward of bulging eye candy.
Vintimacy- Becomein or being intimate with Vin Diesel.
Vin Extremist- A person who advocates or resorts to extreme measures to get others to like Vin Diesel and his movies.
Vin Hater- A person who advocates hatred for Vin Diesel and surfs all his message boards on the internet to post that he's gay.
Vin Poser- A person who wishes they were Vin Diesel.
Vin Stalker- A highly trained graduate from Stalkers University.
Vin Hoochie- A female who wears too small clothing in public hoping to catch Vin's eye.
Vin Hodrate- A ex-girfriend of Vin's who goes on national syndicated radio shows to gossip about not being able to have an orgasim.
Vin Groupie- A female only willing to have sex with Vin, but ask too many damn questions.
Vin Skank- An ex-girlfriend of Vin's who lacks ass and class.
Vin Whore- A female whose willing to pay Vin to play with the p*ssy before giving it too him.
Vin Mail- A care package containing chocolates, love letters, lacy thongs panties and nude pictures, sent weekly from female admirers.
H.O.V.A.- And for those who must know what the acronym stands for it's Heaven Only ~4~ Vin's Angels.
Vinology- A philosophy explaining and describing the obssession with Vin Diesel and salami.
Vin Junkie - H.O.V.A. Member, Cali Bozz
Now that you've been educated on some of THE HOVA's lingo go out and tell your friends about us! Oh yeah, write Vin a letter too using some of your new found language. I'm sure he'll be scrathing that cute little bald head of his wondering where the hell you came up with that stuff. Hope you had as much fun reading this as I did putting it together. Enjoy! ***PS*** Thanks to 7Playahata7 one of our fellow KAG sisters for helping me put this list together.
~Zypher Queen~
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BellaGiancana
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Posts: 3
(6/29/03 8:40 pm)
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Re: THE HOVA's Pocket Dictionary of Vincabulary (Rated M)
I should have read this before I asked what a HODRATE was.  You girls are crazy over here.
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VinsPartnerInCrime
Vinsane #2
Posts: 115
(6/30/03 11:08 pm)
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Re: THE HOVA's Pocket Dictionary of Vincabulary (Rated M)
GOODNESS SAKES
It's HOOD RAT!
Come on now.. don't be offending us from the inner city by misspelling my name and all. bwahah..I wish a hoodrat would.
HOVA on 2
HOVA 4 LIFE 
Quote: Cuando la vida consigue demasiado áspera para usted, venido en mis brazos, porque usted son mi toro el rabiar, e yo, su matador cariñoso
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