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kristin1963
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The transcript has finally landed!
Seann William Scott On Jay Leno

Leno: My first guest, popular and talented actor, I like him! He’s a good kid!
Starred in such films as American Pie, Dude Where’s My Car by William Shakespeare and Evolution.
His new movie American Pie TWO pre-sees August 10th.
Please welcome Seann William Scott!
[Seann comes in]

(Audience screams)

Seann: (Screams)
Leno: Hey, You all know my rabbi, Hi nice to meet you rabbi!
Seann: Thank you for having me!
Leno: Just came right back from the temple.
Seann: I gotta follow the monkeys.
Leno: Yeah, Welcome to showbiz!
How’s everything? How’s your family? Your dad is here right?
Seann: Yeah the whole deposit is here, my dad, my family, my friends from Minnesota.
Leno: Yeah you talk allot about your family, How’s your dad?
Seann: He’s great! He’s kinda partying allot, he’s retired.
I was saving before, because I had like no money and he is tired now on my money.
Leno: That’s a cool deal!
Seann: Yeah it’s great! – Thanks dad!
Leno: So you like having a big family? Like seven brothers and sisters?
Seann: Yeah my family likes to do it.
But yeah..they..eeh.. I’m the youngest off seven.
Leno: Well that would explain the suit, it’s a hand-me-dawn!
Seann: (Laughs)
Leno: It all makes sense now!
Seann: Yeah I have allot off hand-me-downs. You know those too small pants..
You know, when I was in third grade I was a really husky man child.
Leno: Man child?
Seann: I looked as old as I do now, I’m actually 40 years old.
Leno: Really?
Seann: So I had to wear those pants that were cool in the 70s but not really in 1987.
So I couldn’t really get the fly up because the belly was hanging out so I worn a jersey over that area, so the only way I could be cool was basically if I was an idiot.. Kinda like Stifler.. So I guess that’s how I drew that character.

(Audience Screams)

Leno: I think you’ll be plenty comftreble here tonight.
Leno: Did you hang out allot with your brother when you were a kid? Because most off the time brothers don’t like to have their dorky younger brother hanging around.
Seann: Yeah umm.. Yeah, I always followed them around, I think there’s one time where he wanted to go to the forest so I thought “I’ll go to the forest with Dave..”
Leno: The forest?
Seann: Yeah the forest, we have a few forests in Minnesota.
And I was the guy roosting the hotdogs and it wasn’t really the smartest thing to have a fire in the forest but Dave was smart to light a match and just throw it and set the whole forest on fire, so I ran home to tell on him because I had nothing to do with it….And in the long run, they wanted to tare the whole forest down.
Leno: How many enkters burned down?
Seann: Quite a bit.
Leno: So you burned down the entire forest?
Seann: Yeah we did.. No HE did!…. But you know we were heroes.
Leno: No no.. wait a minute..hang on..You were roasting a hotdog, Your brother burned down the whole forest and you were heroes.. That’s a great story! What are you talking about?
Seann: I don’t know what I’m talking about..
Leno: How could you be a hero?
Seann: We saved all this money.. They were going to tare down the forest, but because we did it, they didn’t have to.
Leno: They wanted to tare down the forest?
Seann: Because they wanted to build apartments there, but I burned it down.. No HE did!

Leno: Ok…. Now let me ask you..
When you got older who insinuated you on the facts off life? Your parents or did your brothers? Because when you have older brothers..
Seann: But I never really talked to sex with my mom and dad. I never really talked to sex because I never really knew him, but now when I’ve gotten older I do..
I think one time I walked in on my brother having sex..
Leno: You think you walked in?
Seann: Yeah I think it was sex, I don’t know what they were doing..
Leno: Where there anybody under him or was he alone?..
Seann: I walked im on him doing that too!
Leno: Ah.. Ok.. So you walked in, what happened? How old were you?
Seann: I was too young to see what I saw Jay, I was in third grade and it disturbed me forever.
Leno: Third grade was a big time for you, you burned down the forest…..
Seann: He was in sixth grade.
Leno: You’re brother was having sex in sixth grade?
Seann: Yeah.

(Audience screams)

Seann: Minnesota.
Leno: Was he in sixth grade because he got left back allot?, Was he really 18?
Seann: No, he was in sixth grade.
Leno: Isn’t that like 12? Wasn’t that pretty young?
Seann: He was pretty young.

(Someone screams 18, maybe his brother)

Seann: What? 18? HA!
Leno: So your parents never told you about anything.
Seann: No, I saw everything in third grade so I didn’t think I had to ask about it, but we’re pretty close.. They had this big bedroom and my dad was a big fan off “The Price Is Right”.. So I came back from basketball one morning and my mom and dad were watching TV one day and my dad said like “You know Seann why don’t you go out and play basketball with Matt.” I was like “I’ve just played” He was like “ Go out and play, your shoots are a little bit lacking and I think you need some practise” I wa slike “Whatever dude” so I went downstairs and thought “My shoots are fine now, I don’t want to go play basketball”. So I turned on the TV and watched a little “The Price Is Right” and I heard some awful sounds Jay. So I ran out off the house like Forrest Gump, I kept running and running..
Leno: And set the woods on fire…
Seann: I moved out here.
Leno: Ok… You know.. Your personality starts to make sense to me now.
Seann: [laughs]
Leno: Tell uss about American Pie 2, it’s like 1 but 2.
Seann: Yeah I think.. [laughs]
Well I’ve been doing so many dramas that I just want to change it up a little bit..
Leno: What happened? They are in college now?
Seann: It’s summer after their first year off college.
Leno: More mature..
Seann: Way more mature! More sex and more crazyness, Basically it just deals with coming back from first year off college and how it’s awkward – Some body fluids and crazy humor – and we’ve got American Pie 2!
Leno: Lets take a look.. We have a clip what is it?
Seann: I think there are some lesbians in this one.
Leno: Ok.. lesbians…

(AP2 lesbian scene clip)

Leno: All right, There you go folks! American Pie 2!
And you’re off to do your one man meets mister Lincoln show and why the beard?
Seann: (laughs) I will never wear this suit again!
Leno: It’s a beautiful suit!
Seann: I could have worn a monkey suit.
Leno: No no no I know you have a funeral.. No it’s a beautiful suit!
AP2 opens August 10th!
Thanks for being a good sport!

THE END

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Edited by: kristin1963 at: 10/19/01 3:16:53 pm
HopelessDreamer
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(7/5/02 8:41 pm)
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Re: The transcript has finally landed!
Awww he's so sweet :)

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Re: The transcript has finally landed!
awww i wish i had got to watch it haha:lol

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