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beefyboyz  Posts: 32 (1/19/03 8:53 am) Reply |
Three Texas surgeons Three Texas surgeons were arguing over who had the greatest skill.The first one said... "Three years ago, I re-attached seven fingers on a concert pianist, and he went on to give a command performance for Queen Elizabeth." The second surgeon said: "Well, that's nothing, I attended to a man who was in a car accident, and both his arms and both legs had been severed. Two years after I re-attached them, he went on to win three gold medals in Field Events at the Olympics." The third one said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse into a Santa Fe freight train traveling 100 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat,. And, well, two years ago, he became President of the United States: .<HR>Visit our website: <A HREF="http://www.beefyboyz.com" TARGET=_blank>www.BeefyBoyz!.com</A> |
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