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Diesel Asylum Inmate #05

New HOVA Write-Along

1. I'd take off my clothes and expose the big red bow wrapped around my glorious pu$$y
2.I'd show up early... toys in tow.
3.Slide under the table and fondle him back. Oh yes.. very fond of showing my... "affection" in public. bwahaha
4. See above.. wear a short skirt, and no panties. Holla!
5. Which head? yes to either!
6. Laugh and keep talking.
7. Get off of him and whip out the clippers. "beyotch cut those things or no climax for your bald ass."
8. Ha ha.. She'd never call back, you can be sure of that
9. Well, since I don't seem to shop and skanky-hoes-r-us, I don't think I'd have this problem, but if I did... I'd tell the person behind the counter I saw her shoplifting. bwahah!
10. Hell no. I may be horny, but I ain't stupid!
11. Depends on what was in it for me....yeah, I'd do it. Wearing nothing but a big just for him.
12. ..................no.
13. .................yes.
14. Well duh! I'm all about my oral pleasure giving abilities... and I think I'd enjoy giving them a workout with his..."gift."
15. Depends. Me, him and another female? Hell no... I'm not the sharing kind of bitch. Now... if it was me, him and Orlando Bloom......
16. Hmmm... Not sure about this... I've heard of people getting some funky infections from this sort of thing. I'd get him worked up in the jacuzzi, then get out. Call me boring if you want... but I'm not about sores on my pooty-tang, no siree.
17. Negative, ghost writer.
18. Sure... why not. Turns me on to think someone's watching.
19. I'd run that busted-ass-wanna-be-rapper-too-much-money-for-shitty-ass-sequel-askin'-girl-chasin-booty-tastin-bastard over with his own fu**in' Escalade.
20. I'd have him naked before the end of this post. (think justin timbelake...cuz I am gonna have you naked... by the end of this............HOLLA!)



(The afformentioned answers by one VinsParterInCrime have no bearing upon moral standards, ethical or probable answers given by others. VPIC is in a class entirely up to herself. The Mr. Diesel in question would ... how should we put this professionally speaking... have an ice cube's chance in hell to get away from her in one piece. )

WOOT!