What's Your Stripper Name?
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you've worked out your new name, reply to the post and share it with others.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
Chels: I remember an episode of Will & Grace where some drag queens explained the name thing. Sorry, gotta quote... it's from the Halloween episode where Jack dressed up as Hutch and Karen as... um... ok, I forgot... XD
SCENE VII: Downtown
(KAREN is surrounded by many Drag Queens. JACK is standing nearby.)
KAREN: Oh, look at me. I'm drinking beer out of a bag. I'm so bad.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FROM THE DRAG QUEENS.]
JACK: Karen, come on. Let's go. We've already missed the scary gay goblins.
DRAG QUEEN #2: Listen to her! Lady complainer!
KAREN: Oh. Oh, that's cute. Is that a drag name? Oh, I want a drag name. Give me a drag name.
DRAG QUEEN #3: Ok, sugar, here's how you do it. Take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on.
KAREN: Shu-Shu Fontana.
[DELIGHTED SHRIEKS FROM THE DRAG QUEENS.]
KAREN: Oh, it's cute. Honey, I-- [TO JACK] Honey, come here. What would your name be?
JACK: Um...Glen 125th.
KAREN: Well, all right, girls, gather around. It's makeup-tip time. Ok, first off, a blanket note about base. Don't forget the neck, because they won't.
DRAG QUEENS: Mm-hmm. mm-hmm.
KAREN: Those Adam's apples don't just cover themselves, now, do they, girls? No, they don't.
[MUSIC CHOIR SINGS IN THE BACKGROUND: Alleluia! Alleluia, alleluia, Alleluia...]
For everyone comes the time when they have to take over responsibility. It stands to argue whether there is also a time when they can get rid of it again.
Re: What's Your Stripper Name?
*cackles manically*
For everyone comes the time when they have to take over responsibility. It stands to argue whether there is also a time when they can get rid of it again.
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