dulldude1 
Crusty Cootie Biscuits
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(3/27/04 7:14 pm)
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corny crap
man you're gonna hate these.....
Did you hear about the new cordorouy pillows? I hear their making headlines!
Q. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A. There's one less drunk at the funeral.
Q:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs,under a
pile of leaves?
A:Rustle
Q: What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
A: Half a cat
The guy who invented the hokey pokey died yesterday....yeahh its sad isnt it...the bad thing was that they couldnt get him in his coffin cuz he has his right hand in and his left hand out..
What is blue and fuzzy?
Blue fuzz!
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
A: If we pull together we can stop this crap!
How many irish men does it take to change the light bulb?
Four: 1 to hold the light bulb and 3 to drink till' the room spins!!!
Q:What do call a dog with no back legs and steel balls
A:Sparky
Husband: "Will you love me when I grow old and overweight?"
Wife: "Yes I do."
Stay tuned for more from your next President.
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