kai's one-liners
Hello fellow Kai fans.
i was watching lexx again and i relized that even though Kai dose not talk much he has some great one-liners that make me smile. here are a few i could think of:
every ones favourite "Who would you like me to kill"
from super nova: "dinner is cancled"
others:
"the dead do not poo"
"the dead do not respond to context"
"the dead do not act"
"the dead are rarely positive"
there are most likley a bunch more but i cant think of them now. so please post the ones you can think of i want to start a collection of them
mmlover Kai Slave
Posts: 185
(1/26/04 4:03 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Of course one of my favorites is the dead do not poo...
off the top of my head..
The dead do not shoo bop a lu la
Who would you like me to lick?
Hello gorgeous...going my way.
It's been awhile since I watched, I can't think of anymore dead do nots right now.
Re: kai's one-liners
how about:
"stanley,do not trust your instincts"
i think from giga shadow:
"stanley, i didn't know you cared"
"the dead do go out of alinement"
"prince did not kiss like xev"
oh and one of the cutest
"thats my baby" from gigga shadow. i will have to watch more to find more(that was redundent)
Re: kai's one-liners
I thought a lot of his best one-liners came from the movies. One I find perticularly memorable from "Super Nova" after being cut in half was "I feel altogether better"..
Re: kai's one-liners
Thanks every one.i have about 20 and still growing. haow about this one
"the dead do not feel pain"
"the dead do not squeez and please"
Re: kai's one-liners
Hi Fellow Kai Fans,
Kai says: `The dead do not smile'
` The dead do not kiss'
`The dead do not have emotions'
`The dead do not eat'
`The dead do not actually sleep'
`The dead do not poo'
`The dead do not pee'
`The dead are just that, dead'
Kai Fans Unite,
Keyeo
mmlover Kai Slave
Posts: 190
(1/28/04 5:57 am) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
I don't remember the dead do not pee line, which ep was that from?
I found a couple more on line.
"the dead cannot get high"
i do not experence motivation"
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
Posts: 162
(1/28/04 1:13 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners/BAD CARROT!
Wahahahahaha oh man..did I love that episode! But then again I am slightly warped!
Okay..ya gotta give it to me! How precious was Kai's face when he had that 'thang' in his hand and he's probbing up everyone's butt! Come on peeps...MM must have been dying with that one! How could he in all honesty keep a straight face? No no no no! I swear in some shots he's laughing! Cracking a smile! Our divine dead man just couldn't help himself! Wouldn't you? Poking that 'thang' in everyone's butt hole how could you not crack up?...gaddss but I gotta see that one again! And the straight face he had when Stan the man asked him "well how was it?"
Re: Kai Zingers
How about:
Kai to bunny "the dead can not be seduced" (but we sure as hell can try) and
"the dead do not get frustrated" and(i may have messed it up a bit) a good one is:
"I have killed mothers with their babies. i have killed great philosophers, and proud young warriors. I have killed the good the weak and the beautiful. But it's been a while since i slaughtered a room full of petty Bureaucrats" I also just rewatched "bad Carrot' and i agree the look on kai's face is hilarious. espicaly in his little pause when he says "...I will incert this *pause* prong..." also when the carrot gets in side him and he excuses himself and go's to the toilet his face is so priceless
Edited by: kai obsessed girl at: 2/6/04 5:40 pm
mmlover Kai Slave
Posts: 198
(2/6/04 8:05 pm) Reply
Re: Kai Zingers
LOL, I know exactly which Kai bad carrot face you're talking about, KOG, when he's sitting on the toilet! It IS priceless, and here it is!
Kai Zingers
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