Hi Fellow Kai Fans,
Yea I remember which face you're talking about; it's the 1 at the end of `Bad Carrot' when Kai finally does his duty, dry, but it's the 1st time in 4000 yrs or so. Poor guy, he gets a carrot up his a** & has to go to get rid of it, then sticks a rod up everyones a****, including up his, to see if they're clean.
But then, as big brother, Kai usually says, `The dead do not poo'; but then in `Viva Lexx Vegas' he says to the girls in the room with him & Stan, `The dead do not humble, jumble or have sex.'
Kai Fans Unite,
Keyeo
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(2/8/04 5:47 pm) Reply
I beg to differ Keyeo
if I remember correctly...Kai does not have the probe inserted into his divine dead body..because he says..I am dead..therefore no carrot would be interested in me..or something like that..but a carrot did find it's way inside our divine dead man..*oh hell to be carrot salad!* and then he goes to the toilet to poop *oh hell to be toilet paper* and rid himself of the carrot..
Edited by: Leonesa at: 2/8/04 6:02 pm
THe alien probe
Kudos to lexx for showing the details of an alien probe! But really, erm using the same probe on everyone!!!!!! Without so much as a rinse or a condom! That was really scary, but I guess the dead don't care about hygeine.
Can you imagine having to do that scene? Nigel Bennet is great in it. He must have a good sense of humor.
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(3/21/04 11:19 am) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Ya know..in all honesty all Kai kept saying was the 'dead do not'..it really was 790 who had all the best zingers...
my favorite....The dead do not please and squeeze...when he said that I just about plotzed!
mmlover Kai Slave
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(3/21/04 1:38 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Quote:my favorite....The dead do not please and squeeze...when he said that I just about plotzed!
I love that line! Does anyone remember which season and ep it was from?
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(3/21/04 6:58 pm) Reply
Re: THe alien probe, also known as..I JUST ABOUT PLOTZED!
Quote:Can you imagine having to do that scene? Nigel Bennet is great in it. He must have a good sense of humor.
They must have all had such a riot filming the show..it really shows..if you love doing something it just comes across to the viewer...Gaddsss but I truly miss my Lexx fix on Friday nights..
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(3/21/04 7:01 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Quote: love that line! Does anyone remember which season and ep it was from?
No I'm truly sorry I don't remember MMLover..but I have been trying to re-watch the show...maybe I'll be lucky! and find it! If I do..I'll let ya know unless some of our other posters care to jump in?
Re: kai's one-liners
It is true 790 got some of the best bites out of the crew. here are some choise bits:
"stanly,you rotting sack of meat"
"Kill the bitch kai. its the best thing you could ever do for me
"the man is a moron"
and lasltly
"on a tree there is a fuit plump and right for plucking.
on a tree there is a Kai plump and ripe for........
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(3/22/04 6:46 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
LOL and how many people yelled at their tv at the top of their voices...
TO F**K!! oh pooh...you know I did! LOL
Leonesa Mistress of the Lash
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(3/29/04 7:55 pm) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Oh my fave...it's..
when he's stuck in the frigerator...and sorta out of protoblood...
Who..would..you..like..me..to..lick..
ME ME ME ME ME ME...
mmlover Kai Slave
Posts: 310
(3/30/04 9:26 am) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Quote:when he's stuck in the frigerator...and sorta out of protoblood... Who would you like me to lick?
YOU KNOW HE WAS TALKING TO ME SISTAH! *shoves Leonesa outta the way*
Over here Kai, lick me lick me!! *waves arms around frantically*
Re: kai's one-liners
I'm not sure it qualifies as a "one-liner" exactly, but I just rewatched White Trash and just loved the way he says, "A very great many" to Norb. It's like he's trying to be so gentle with this little kid but has no real clue if he's doing it correctly. It's very Kai.
mmlover Kai Slave
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(11/17/05 6:18 am) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
I like when he says in Bad Carrot, "You will all disrobe and lean over the bed with buttocks raised." If he said that to you, wouldn't you do that?
Re: kai's one-liners
How the hell did McManus get through those scenes without laughing so hard he cried?
mmlover Kai Slave
Posts: 702
(11/18/05 6:37 am) Reply
Re: kai's one-liners
Oh heck, you know there had to be alot of laughing and flubbing going on. During the season 4 wrap reel on the DVD's we see some of that. But they bleeped out the part where MM says he's the one that's @#%$, hehehe... They do show him trying to keep a straight face during a season 4 blooper and he just breaks out laughing a few times. I wish there were more, and longer bloopers available, it would be a sight to see.
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and find it! If I do..I'll let ya know unless some of our other posters care to jump in?
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