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Candeith
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(4/11/03 6:42 am)
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Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the

Ozandn
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(4/11/03 10:13 am)
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Re: Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came

Sophia Spakona
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(4/11/03 11:07 am)
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Re: Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of

Drayk
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(4/11/03 11:19 am)
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Re: Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the

Ravenild
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(4/11/03 1:02 pm)
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Re: Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into

ulfbjorn
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(4/11/03 6:17 pm)
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Re: Three word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin,

Candeith
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(4/11/03 6:45 pm)
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:)
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies.

Ponga Shadowslayer
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(4/14/03 6:55 am)
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Re: :)
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed

Ponga Shadowslayer

Erthane
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(4/14/03 11:31 am)
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Re: :)
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the

Er'thane Bjornsson
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Ponga Shadowslayer
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(4/14/03 11:55 pm)
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Re: :)
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head

Ponga Shadowslayer

Thorvold
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(4/15/03 6:13 pm)
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Re: :)
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

Gortok
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(4/30/03 10:49 am)
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3 word story
:hat
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange

Mamma Frer
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(5/1/03 9:41 pm)
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Re: HAR!
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried, astonishingly, from the badger's cruel death.

Ponga Shadowslayer
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(5/2/03 11:48 am)
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Re: HAR!
[thinks Frer is a bit behind ... hehe]

Ponga Shadowslayer
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The Bearkins
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(5/2/03 2:34 pm)
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Re: HAR!
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with

Gortok Thunderbearer
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(6/7/03 5:08 pm)
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Re: HAR!
:hat

There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry.

Ulfbjorn
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Posts: 33
(6/7/03 11:37 pm)
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Re: HAR!
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry. The fungal nature

Ulfbjorn Svarteygr
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The Bearkins
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(6/9/03 6:13 pm)
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Re: HAR!
here once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with
butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry. The fungal nature goes BOOM alot

Gimgi
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Posts: 48
(6/11/03 8:36 pm)
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Re: HAR!
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with
butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry. The fungal nature goes BOOM alot when Talix mixes

Gortok
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(6/13/03 3:54 pm)
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3 word story
There once was a small badger who lived in a small cave, but the cave seemed to be infested by large water spiders with
scraggly yellow feet. They thrived on troll's toenails, but none could be more delicious than Kobold Surpise!

If the Norseman knew the mysterious ingredients he would concoct a vile antidote, stopping Talix from ever making more
of the curious mixture.

Is there nothing else that could end Talix's mad badger?

Luckily for the clever Outer Mongolians, they were unaware that "Kobold Surprise" was made from diced grendelorm larvae
stewed in bloody unwinded Jotun' skull over a burning flame soaked Albion Saracen carcass.

Somehow, the mad badger died very horribly. He ate too much. Talix cried.

Astonishingly, from the horrible death came a ray of hope, as the carcass transmogrified into a large basin, filled with
butterflies. The butterflies swarmed noisily about the Kobold chef's head. "HOOOray!!!", Talix cheered.

However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry. The fungal nature goes BOOM alot when Talix mixes bussiness and pleasure,

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