....However, something strange is happening with Talix's kitchen pantry. The fungal nature goes BOOM alot when Talix mixes bussiness and pleasure, in elvish hot-tubs. The explosions cause the very earth to rumble and shake. But when someone is bored they try to breed elves and strange things occur, for everyone knows perfect firm breasted troll maidens love smearing elven saliva over their husbands. Others may think of participating by gathering troll love circles with kobold war parties to liven things up.

(Is it just me, or has this story gone waaaay off it's original topic, and gotten a bit weird? Hmm...)

Leavara Daskampflied
Lady of Sagas
House of Bragi