Drayk and the Boobrie
Lo! I sing of Drayk, thane-mighty
Who walked the crystal-hued paths of Midgard
Alone
Where griffon-trails and orm-roads crossed
And morvalt fought with bergklan
His thunder lost amid glories of the shrouded lands
Alone
His deeds were mighty, known to all
His valor and his hammers flashing strong in battle
Lightning comes when beckoned – Thor’s own son
Yet, still
Alone
His family honors him
His friends find comfort in his company
The women flock to be protected by his strength
Yet, still
Alone
Until such time, in bloodlust and in battle
Did one target of the hammers three
Stop Thane-Drayk in his path
A foe embraced
No longer enemy
No longer
Alone
For how, deep in his heart, so true
Could Mighty Drayk have come to find
A partner and a soulmate
Not alone
In a BOOBRIE???????
asgrimm Registered User
Posts: 79
(5/1/03 10:56 pm) Reply
Re: <sobs>
<Brelik maintains is stoic face then a smile forms at the edge of his lips.... Finally his hard fought demeanor fails and he bursts into laughter>
Krylen Bjornsson, Hand of Modi
Brelik Bjornsson, Disciple of Hel
... and others
<Fimbulvetr> Nimue
More Boobries...
There once was a strong, mighty thane,
Ironically, Drayk was his name.
Naught scared him, but "newbies";
His true loves were large boobries,
But his family thought he was insane.
Re: More Boobries...
There was a young thane, name of Drayk
Who fell in love with his female namesake.
He acted all "goobery"
When he saw any boobrie,
For he lusts for a duck (female drake).
HEHEHEHEHHEHE
Drayk Registered User
Posts: 66
(5/3/03 9:30 pm) Reply
Re: More Boobries...
<refuses to acknowledge anything posted in this location>
Mamma Frer Registered User
Posts: 17
(5/3/03 11:03 pm) Reply
Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
<begins to giggle as she reads more and more, almost unable to speak>
Momma Frer, thank ye kindly for allowing me to tell this tale to my Family. As I said, MANY have asked the origins, and well... I felt it should come from "the horses mouth" as they say?
<Etches the words and begins giggling again till she is is in full blown laughter>
Poor Drayk!
To Drayk pen I this limerick-letter
We, your family and friends, Fimbulvetr
Are concerned for your sake,
Oh, dear brother Drayk!
Stop loving those boobries, please get better!
:P
Drayk Registered User
Posts: 70
(5/8/03 1:50 pm) Reply
Re: Poor Drayk!
There once was a shaman named Frer