While Drayk sits and thinks up his jokes
Frer quietly beat some egg yolks
From the duck which was brewed
With some noodles and stewed
For Drayk's ire she no longer provokes.
I never claimed to have a direction sense, my brother!
That's what Talix is for! But boobries...
Smoochies!
Mamma Frer
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(5/9/03 6:25 am) Reply
<casually walks over to the rune stone...and carves>
....please feel free to tell me what thee think.
Re: <casually walks over to the rune stone...and carves&g
<giggles at the etching> Oh Lady Er'thane... may I etch this drawing to my home?
Many of Heritage hold Drayk dear to their hearts, and seeing such devotion as he has for these.... these.... birds<?> they would be overjoyed <?> to see him at such peace.
Cailia Rognvaldr
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(5/9/03 1:00 pm) Reply
Re: <casually walks over to the rune stone...and carves&a
Of course...my dearest sister...Please feel free to share ...
Er'thane Bjornsson
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(5/9/03 2:26 pm) Reply
Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
Drayk was a Thane with great honor. He had never been known to duck his responsibility. His skills were renown all Midgard over, and all who had heard his fame knew he was no quack. This was a man of action.
He could never sit by when he heard of fowl play, and the flap about the town had it that the enemy had drawn near. Drayk knew he could not sit and brood. He could not let it get him down. He would go out into the wilds and capture this foe. But how, he wondered, could he do it? He would have to wing it, and hope he did not come up lame. Then his goose would be cooked.
An idea struck him as he paid his bill. He would go into the woods and wait, length of slip-knotted rope in his hand. Then he could nab the old coot.
Yes, he would make a boobrie trap.
Hidden in his blind, he held his breath. His head began to feel light as a feather. But soon, he heard the sounds he had been waiting for. Taking his mallard in his hand, he held until the final moment, then pulled the rope!
Hanging from his snare he found not one, but two boobries. He preened in his success. Then the owner of the boobries slapped him and set up quite the squawk.
Red-faced and ruffled, Drayk headed south post haste.
Mamma Frer Registered User
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(5/10/03 11:32 am) Reply
Re: Drayk and the Boobrie
<gasps in shock>
<doubles over>
<laughs until she falls off her chair, hits her head on her computer desk, and needs to go lie down>
Now THAT'S funny!!!!!!! Edited by: Mamma Frer at: 5/10/03 11:34:29 am
Gailla Registered User
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(6/8/03 8:26 am) Reply
Re: Poor Drayk!
OMG! You better hope Siuban never, ever, ever hears of this...otherwise she's never going to let you live it down, dear sweet Drayk!
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(6/9/03 1:37 pm) Reply
Re: Poor Drayk!
[Thank the all for a good laugh on a Monday. I did not see this post until today.]
<laughs> <wipes tears from his eyes>
I will not put Drayk through any more. <Gimgi now knows why Drayk yearns for Boories>
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