1) Don't be an ass.

Rogue: Or a donkey.


2) This is a PG-13 board. You're allowed to curse a little (no F-words or S-words please) and some naughtiness is allowed. This is not to place to go if you want to post about anything that is 'throbbing' or 'heaving'. Try another forum.

Dolan: I once read a story about a throbbing sax.
Zeta: What?
Dolan: Or was it a heaving sax?
Rogue: Do you mean sex?
Dolan, No. it was a sax.
Zeta and Rogue: ¬_¬


3) Try, TRY to post at least 6 sentences per post. If you're stuck for words try describing the character's actions or the area around the character. Let's look at a handy-dandy example I whipped up before the show:

"Boy, I sure do love this sandwich." Said Sigs.

But with just a dash of padding:

Sigs took a bite out of her sandwich, determined to have it hit her stomach before her brain realized what it was eating. As long as she didn't think about the fact that the meat was green she might have a chance on keeping it down. She forced a smile on her lips and beamed at the older boy.

"Boy, I sure do love this sandwich."

See? And remember! Baby Rowling cries when a post is a single line long.

Dolan: This is really more of a suggestion then a rule. It's not written in stone.
Zeta: *goes to looks for stone to write in*
Dolan: *yells after Zeta* I'd really like to see you write 6 sentences in stone.


4) Put ((CLOSED)) in the title if you don't want unwanted characters bursting in to a topic.

Rogue: Oh, but I love bursing. Bursting in to topics, out of cakes, in on people goes to the bathroom.
Dolan: ¬_¬



5) Grammar and Spelling are your friends.

Dolan: Really? I'll add them to my buddy list, bringing the great total up to 5!


6) Put ((SLASH)) in the title if there's a same-sex couple in the topic and they're being all touchy-feely. Some people take offense, while others might want a beacon to home in on.

Zeta: *beepbeep* My gayadar is homing in.
Rogue: Yucky.


7) You have my permission to bitch-slap Mary-Sues.

Rogue: Or poke them in the eye with a pen!
Dolan: The judge says I can't do that anymore.


8.) NO GIANT SIGS. That means no large pictures of your character, no insanely large banners, and no quoting an entire act of Shakespeare. We really don't care that your character looks EXACTLY like this actor. Really.

Rogue: What about giant banners?
Zeta Don't give them ideas.



9)No Drama-Llamas. If you don't like someone you're old enough to keep it between yourselves and not drag others into it.

Dolan: I know a llama named Drama. Well he is more a rabbit, and his name was spelled like Tofu.
Zeta: What did that have to do with anything?
Rogue: I like her story.


10) Admins have the last say in everything. Suck it.

Rogue: What "it"?
Dolan: Eggs?
Zeta: Why would anyone sucks eggs?
Dolan: Hobby?

Edited by: Amazing Dolan at: 5/10/07 1:07 pm