Billy needs a new pair of shoes
(9/23/02 3:25 pm) Reply
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meanwhile Billy,who had been in the living room watching televison got up to walk in to the kitchen to get some more pudding out of the refrigerator,sees dinah fall down the stairs,looking like her heart had been ripped out of her chest
*terrible things always seem to happen on friday the 13th* he thought......something has to be done......this is bad.......
suddenly things go from bad to worse as Billy backs up a few feet and prepares to yell his magic word,however this time he would be in for the shock of his young life.
instead of the word having its usual effect,suddenly billy batson finds himself transformed into.....THE WORLDS HAIRIEST WEREWOLF.............
Re: friday the 13th....time for ghost stories
Kardiac looks down at the dead woman on his shoes... then looks at Spiffy. "Figures... one hot chick in this whole story and she's the first one to die... somebody go get Sep."
He then looks over as he hears Billy let out a primal howl.
Re: friday the 13th....time for ghost stories
"Well... This is definitely not good. Not good at all. Do we go face the big hairy dude, or take our chances with whatever killed blondie?"
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(9/24/02 4:05 pm) Reply
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Shakes his head as he looks down on the corpse of the Canary "yeah... bad bad bad. This is bad." He jerks his head up as another howl echoes through the caverous mansion. "But that, folks... that's worse. I cast my vote for upsatairs."
"Yeah, but what about her body? We can't just leave her here, can we?"
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It was at that precise moment that a hand grabbed Doug's ankle. He went as white as a sheet and looked at Capin, Wolf and Kard.
"I don't want to look down, do I?"
Looking down, Wolf see's that the hand belongs to the previously thought expired Canary, "Um, no. And might I suggest that we make haste, before the lovely dead lady begins gnawing on your toes."
Kardiac reaches down, applying a slight jolt to the undead woman causing her to release Doug. The quartet then beats feat up the stairs.
Billy needs a new pair of shoes
(9/25/02 10:28 am) Reply
Re: friday the 13th....time for ghost stories
seeing the foursome run up the stairs,the monster formerly known as billy takes off and chases them up and starts swinging his claws,headed in WOLFS direction
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(9/25/02 10:45 am) Reply
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The stairs are long and a light bit winding. Over the sound of their feet padding on the wooden steps and the squaking of the stairwell they can hear razor sharp nails digging into the stairs behind them. And the sound was getting closer and closer still.
Probably against his better judgement, capin chances a look behind him. The hairy monster formerly known as Billy is gaining ground on them, and it appeared that he was locked onto Wolf.
"Uh...Wolf. Billy seems to be after you."
"Great."
Wolfknyght rounds the corner at the top of the stairs behind Kardiac and is followed by Capin and Doug. There thee four of them spot a large wooden pedestal, on which is a marble bust of Cicero. A train of lightbulbs run through them and the all start to push the pedestal over to the stairs.
"Perhaps he sees some sort of kinship?"
"That's not funny."
"If it wasn't for disappointment i wouldn't have any appointments"
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The world's hairiest werewolf bounded up the staircase, leaping over the recently undead Canary as she struggled to remember how her legs worked.
"Uh, guys... There's something coming through that door over there...
"Not now Doug, we can only deal with so many things at once. Tell it to take a number and we'll get to it in a minute."
As Were-Billy hurtled the last few steps, Wolf sprinted into action. He snatched the bust Cicero from the pedestal, tossing it to Capin, "Hold this for a sec." Capin nearly crumbled under the weight as Wolf brandished the pedestal like a club. With a Ruthian swing, the pedestal's base met with a thwack against Were-Billy's head, sending him careening back down the staircase and consiquently knocking over Canary, who had just managed to make it to her feet.
Kardiac and Doug help Capin with Cicero's head, all three look at Wolf with raised eyebrows, "What? Not my fault you guys never read my bio."
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Kardiac smirked. "Never read it? Hell, I was countin' on it."
He then threw himself into a flying kick against the opening door Doug had warned them of, slamming it closed. He then reached down, placed his hand on the knob and doorjamb, and arc-welded it closed.
"This isn't good, i'll never survive, and on top of that we don't even have any young ladies to use as bait." Doug moaned. All the others thought of this and came to a solution that doug would live to regret.
"Ever seen Scooby Doo?" Kardiac asked Doug, who's eyes went wide with terror.
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(9/26/02 12:35 pm) Reply
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Doug shakes his head nervously. "Why don't one of you super powered yutz's play bait? That' just seal my fate."
"Hey Kard, are you allowed to take the elevator in horror movies?"
"There's no elevator in this old place."
Just then there's a bright happy 'DING' and the elevator doors open, revealing a beautifully ornate wooden elevator with mirrors set into the walls.
"You know, i'm not so sure that's the best idea."
"But it will get us to the top floor faster... which was our intended goal."
"Or we ride it right down to hell."
"Elevator to Hell. Very cute."
"If it wasn't for disappointment i wouldn't have any appointments"
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"well forget the whole bait thing, if we have an elevator i am totally taking it." The others shrug and hop in with him. the doors shut and the elevator zooms upwards. with a bright and cheery ding, the four find themselves confroted with a werewolf billy, a dead black canary, and the fires of hell.
the others look at doug, who just lets loose a sigh.
"You really do have the worst luck in the world" Wolfknyght remarks, and Kardiack agrees.
"No doubt about it" Capin chimes in momments before he pushes doug out of the elevator and slams the doors shut.
"Why'd you do that?" Kardiac asks
"Saved us didn't it?" Capin replies, and the others nod in agreement.
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