Hey Ho, I'm the comma, yo. I'm your friend. I help you make it so people don't want to put a .45 to their head when they read something you wrote. I do many things, such as making people pause so your ill-formed words don't get cluttered in their brain.

The sentence below is a good example.

"Bobby walked down the street, but his going was slow because his feet were getting gnawed on by badgers."

Here is a bad example.

"Bobby was a good boy he was an angel even because mommy said so."

Now, that same sentences, with me applied.

"Bobby was a good boy, he was an angel even, because mommy said so."

You see? I make reading and writing fun and easy, and immediately help to dispel most negative sentiments some people might have towards you due to your writing.

If you use me and they still make fun of you, then you can at least be assured that it is because they hate you as a human being, not just because of the way you write.

Don't forget to talk to my friends, spell check and proofread.