great Joke
Once there was a penguin who's car broke down in the desert. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on he went for a walk to kill some time.
It was very hot and he being a penquin and all felt extra hot. He thought to himself, "Ice cream is the perfect cure for a hot day".
After a couple of blocks he found a stand and had a cone.
He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car.
The mechanic told him ''It looks like you've blown a seal.''
The penguin wiped his mouth and replied, ''oh no, that's just ice cream .
Chillybean
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(12/4/02 12:34 am) Reply
phunny
This drunk guy walks out of a bar and see's this nunn. He proceeds to beat the crap out of her knocking her onto the side walk. As he stumbles off he mutters..." Not so tough now, are ya Batman!"
tyny c Registered User
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(1/15/03 2:13 pm) Reply
another"phunny"
did you hear the one about the gay whale
ya it bit the end off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen
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