Good thing I was here, Mr. Crimsan. My uncle went through the exact same thing. All you have to do is take a bendy straw. Preferably, from some baby or an old guy. Bend said straw to a 52 degree, EXACTLY 52 degree, angle. Insert the bendy straw into the stem of the ficus at an 8 degree angle, and, using a water dropper, drop exactly three drops of blue food coloring, six drops of simmered beagle urine, and four drops of citric acid into the other end of the bendy straw. Once this is done, remove the straw and wait two days. After the two days have passed, take the plant and repot it. After the plant has been repotted, place it a few feet (5 or 6) away from a fireplace and start a fire. Once the fire is of moderate size and heat, throw that stupid mofo plant in the fire and go buy your ass another one.

Worked for my uncle.