dulldude1 
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(3/26/04 12:56 pm)
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heyyyyyyyyyy how bout some "yo mama" jokes
ok let's start and feel free to add some of your own.
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more
~Yo momma is like a hardware store- 5 cents a screw,
~Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
~Yo mamma's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
~Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number!
~Your mum's so fat her legs look like spoiled milk - white and chunky.
~Yo Mamma is so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
~Yo mammas so fat, when she ordered a water bed they put a blaket over the atlantic ocean
~Yo' mamma's so fat, when god said "let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out of the way!
~Yo mamma's so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started to sing "we are family"
~Your mamma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.
~your mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
~your mama is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book.
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hmmm ok that's about it for now. i'll be cooking something up a little later.
man i'm really sick huh !
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