dulldude1 
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(4/12/04 8:35 pm)
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just plain stuff
a mixed bag of stuff from you know who....or what....
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
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I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
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It's a good apartment where i live because they allow pets. I have a Shetland pony named Nikkie. Last summer Nikkie was involved in a bizarre electrolysis accident. All her hair was removed except for her tail. Now I rent her out to Hare Krishna family picnics.
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Once I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.
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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
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I have a friend named Dennis. Both of his parents were midgets, but he isn't a midget. He's a midget-dwarf. He's two inches tall. He's the one who poses for trophies.
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen!
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And that's the way it is according to his dullness. Tune in tomorrow kids for some more crap from the old dull one.
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