dulldude1 
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(3/30/04 11:06 am)
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the wisdom of his dullness
I would like to share some very valuable wisdom with all of you........SO PAY ATTENTION DAMNIT !
A genius is someone who is screwed up in a useful way.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take
without forgetting.
The extra mile isn't half as long as all those other miles.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter how long it
takes.
Did you really think Mr. Rogers wanted you or me as a neighbor?
When you're rich, it's "eccentric"; when you're poor, it's just
strange.
A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.
Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Your dreams will come true as soon as you're ready.
Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.
The real cause of divorce is marriage.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents
never heard of.
I chose the path less traveled, but only because I was lost.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Not he, who has much, is rich . . . but he, who gives much.
Work when you should and play all the time.
The police can do a search if it's warranted.
Join the I.R.S. -- Be Audit You Can Be!
Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot
water.
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way.
The words as spoken by the dulldude.
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