J T Moose

Total Posts :: 3950
Member Since :: April 3, 2003 (Global User)

My Personal Information

First Name :: private
Last Name :: private
Age :: private
Location :: Missouri
Occupation :: teacher
Hobbies :: collecting smiles
Personal Bio :: I ~AM~ a Moose. Once, I was a rhino, but then I got a spelling change. It was not as painful as it sounds and I am a lot hornier now. It is thankless job being a Moose that pays less than being a poet, but it leaves me a lot of free time for drinking too much and wondering aimless with my pants down. But, now my fiancee has taken to smashing my brain with her cheatin' ways ............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... I am out of the hospital now. May God curse that lying, cheating, lazy SLUT! And may He forgive me for trying to mate with a bicycle.
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